I love the Muppets Christmas Carol. I particularly like the fact that they make it funny whilst staying pretty faithful to the original, especially using emphasis to turn one particular Dickens’ line into the funniest thing in the movie: “Tiny Tim, WHO DID NOT DIE...” And Caine brilliantly plays it absolutely…

Dude go be a whiney bitch somewhere else

You literally said you want the government to kill people for wrongthink. That’s why you’re an intolerant motherfucker.

I see you advocating the death penalty for thoughtcrime you authoritarian shitbag. Go fuck yourself.

I’m left wing, and it’s people like you who stir up vitriol that the left has become infamous with (more so than Richard Spencer, of who I will get to in a minute).

This is mythic South Park, Breaking Bad style: this is the day that Kyle stole Cartman’s girlfriend. The Western theme sting in the hallway when Kyle knows he’s been caught was one of South Park’s most meaningful moments, because Cartman will never forgive Kyle. It’s in the lore now.

Haha, yup. You keep up that tough guy façade. It does a lot of good. You remind us reformed liberals of where not to fall again. You are affirming that those of us who the left and the right have pushed toward the middle made the right decision. By pushing the idiotic “all Trump voters are bigots” mentality, and…

The bit where the girls are all at the table was genius, and was the perfect way to tie the two plots together. This was a very well thought out South Park, and also really ambitious in its animation. Definitely deserves that A rating.

After several meh episodes, I’ll admit this one threw me for a loop. And in a good way too.

“Oh, no! Don’t tell me you already disrespected the flag and flipped over cars today! Did I miss it?!”

I was blown away by last season’s finale, I can only imagine how touching, hilarious, and probably sad this one will be. Bring it on, you beautiful, monotone, bastard.

1) I love that Comedy Central is calling it the season and not series finale 2) but I honestly don’t know how Nathan can continue to outdo himself 3) but fuck it, I’m here for it and am celebrating this season with a fancy dinner party 4) the dinner party is for me and my dogs

That Bill Gates impersonator is my favorite person ever. I’m very excited to see how batshit insane this gets

I’m too stupid to understand the difference between a noun and an adjective. Okay. But that was not the point.

I just saw the trailer for the upcoming Spielberg movie, The Post, which incidentally features Meryl Streep in the lead, above Tom Hanks; which made me think back on that speech Elizabeth Banks did a few months back where she specifically called out Spielberg by (incorrectly) stating that “he’s never made a movie with…

Can we also get rid of “mansplaining”?

Let’s make a deal. I stop referring to human women as “females” if you feminists stop using the term “male gaze” which is equally demeaning to us men.

The various aged Jim Beam black label bourbons are pretty good I think. But I am easy to please when it comes to bourbon, admittedly. Anything that is better than Old Grandad is okay with me.

LOL. And us ‘libs’ continue to give our cash to these tax-dodging employee-exploiting multinational corporations, instead of supporting small businesses.

FYI. Jack Daniel’s is a bourbon. The company just chooses not to use that name.