This reminds me of perhaps one of the best Family Guys clips ever:

My god this is so wrong. Like, REALLY wrong. Except for the CiCi’s part.

“Well, we stayed up all night but it was worth it.”

“complete with a picture of a pizza with a bunch of pepperonis on it in the shape of a swastika.” 

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

So now I’m confused. Am I supposed to eat Papa John’s or not? On the one hand, I despise racists, on the other, I despise inedible food. What’s a man to do?

What always struck me about that one is, kids are often rude little pigs, but you don’t tell *them* that.

Yes. When Miramax released that self-serving statement about how they NEVER EVER did anything to encourage or “honey pot” for Weinstein my eyes nearly rolled out of my head. Lawyers and accountants had to okay the money being regularly set aside to settle lawsuits. Assistants were soothing the fears of young actresses…

This thing with the women assistants is a recurring detail that the internet doesn’t seem to have gotten to yet. Which is good, because at this point they’re kind of a distraction from the main offenders who we’re still hashing out at great, great length. But it’s not going to last forever, and I bet the internet will…

You seem to live a very gender’d existence. You also really seem to focus on how guilt and blame are at times infectuous.

Just noticing. Carry on!

outside of the fact that you commented on the wrong article - you’ve gotta be shittin me with this take. This is nothing more than a well-crafted statement created by a team of publicists... most likely to get ahead of any potential allegations that’ll come out against him. He’s a racist. He’s a homophobe. He’s a…

So we’ve impeached an evil TV president?

hey open your mouth, i need to pee.

“Claire, I must go! My planet needs me!”

Most male feminists are guys who couldn’t find another way to get laid. Being a feminist the their desperate gamble. When it doesn’t work they get violent because they fail at life and they know it.

Is it just my imagination, or do men who constantly have to prostrate their feminist credentials have something to hide?

Any man who pounds his chest about being a feminist is projecting for his own shitty behavior. Period. That’s why most men don’t respect them, because they know these “feminists” are creeps.

I think you’re missing the point of a roast... The jokes are supposed to be really mean. Roasters make fun of each other’s appearances all the time. And in the case of Ann Coulter, she deserves all the mean shit that’s being thrown her way. The jokes are as lowbrow as the person they are making fun of.

True, like it or not Peyton Manning got a lot of jokes about his forehead and possibly missing a chromosomes and he laughed.

Exactly. It’s a ROAST. The jokes are all formulaic and hacky and sexist and racist and everything-else-ist and imho it’s one of the few venues where jokes like that have a place. Out of the context of a roast this kind of comedy makes my skin crawl. But in context, I can appreciate it.