I think I'd rather read Burns' autobiography, Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?

I've got a Harry Shearer autobiography where he barely mentions The Simpsons or Spinal Tap. To be fair it was published in like '93, but come on man, how are you not gonna talk about the two biggest things people know you from?

The only thing Tom and Jerry should ever say is "YOWWWWW!!!" when they sustain hilarious injuries.

If you want to be in KoRn, you need to have either too many strings, or not enough!

"Reign in Blood" is the name of the album, "Raining Blood" is the name of the song.

These days, we don't have conservatives and liberals, we just have assholes and pussies.

Worshiping Satan was one thing. But supporting Trump on social media? That's a bridge too far!

Yup, in the video embedded above of them playing Mario Party together.
Spoiler: this guy is considerably less charismatic than Ilana is.

Nah, the worst one was that lady with the school bus tattoo who hates "Return of the Mack" for reasons she couldn't even articulate.

I don't think they're ranked in order of popularity, right? I mean, I have absolutely no idea who Britt Robertson is, but she's #1 apparently.

Most of them centered around various "wives": Basketball Wives, Hip Hop Wives, Mob Wives, etc. Dammit VH1, how hard is it to just play some old school music videos and Behind the Music episodes?

Well, he already ruined The Karate Kid… why not bring him in to fuck up another '80s classic?

Yeah, I'm getting tired of this "ironic" usage of right-wing insults… all it does is make the wackos of the alt-right and leftists seem virtually indistinguishable. In that argument up there, I can barely even tell which one's the troll!

The title of this made me roll my eyes (and that headline certainly does it no favors), but there were actually a few surprisingly funny moments in that trailer. The "white privilege" fake-out near the beginning even got a genuine laugh out of me… this seems more self-deprecating than I would've expected.

I bet she couldn't even break the internet with it!

The only thing "scandalous" is that he apparently named his daughter Ireland. What a douchebag.

…Patrick Bateman, is that you?

Boy, I don't think I've ever seen someone go to such great lengths to justify their shitty musical taste! Look, listen to whatever you like, but the notion that these guys are going to be around in a "couple decades" is hilariously delusional. They probably won't even be remembered in a couple years.

The other day I saw a thinkpiece about "the toxic masculinity of Ed Sheeran", and all I could think was… really, this fucking guy?? I can think of about a dozen things that suck about him, but "being overly masculine" sure as hell ain't one of them.

I don't know which premise sounds dumber: "You the Jury", or Fox's upcoming game show "Beat Shazam", where you need to guess what song is playing before the Shazam app does.
Come on Fox, it's like you're not even trying anymore.