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I'm so glad that they're finally getting divorced. Beth is by far the least developed character on the show, and the fact that Jerry's moving out means now they can give her more personality traits than just "unsatisfied with Jerry". This will free her up to go on some adventures with Rick and Morty. Plus, it will be

That's awesome. Gotta love those increasingly labored Rick puns!
Morty's gotten comparatively few… "Mortynight Run" is the only one I can think of so far.

I don't think it's about logic, TJ! I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing!

I love the Carl's Jr ad where Rick barges into Morty's room with several anthropomorphic burgers dripping all over the place. Finally, a fast food commercial that's actually honest!

Okay, now I actually want Disney to come out with another unnecessary live-action remake, just for that McNugget sauce.

I loved how he did a callback to his "100 years Rick and Morty" speech from the first episode, but now that they've been on the air for awhile, he amended it to "97 more years!!"

Well there's basically no good contemporary rock coming out, so it seems inevitable that they'd gravitate towards the older stuff.

That bitter GQ piece was such a depressing read: an unsuccessful misanthrope sneering at Louis CK for achieving fame doing a style of comedy that the writer thinks belongs to him, yet failing to elicit a single laugh in the entire article doing so. Was that an example of British comedy? Because it certainly made me

Andy Daly was on Conan the other night, and he talked about a few reviews that never ended up getting used on the show, like "pulling a Luke Skywalker" (i.e, cutting off your hand), and "kicking Steely Dan's ass".

It was pretty damn ingenious that the first two reviews were both things that could easily kill him. Hell, even at the end I was thinking that he might succumb to a fatal prank. This show was always brilliant at subverting the audience's expectations.

I thought for sure that when he did his usual wrap-up at the end of the show, he'd be doing it from a padded cell inside an insane asylum.

It's hard to believe someone that young could have risen to the rank of CEO!

Wow, that's a much more convoluted premise than I was expecting from this movie!

And let us not forget Bryan Adams.

Nobody's asking the biggest question: why the hell would Cracker Barrel be expected to know the birthday of this random idiot that doesn't even work there? And even if they somehow were aware of it, so what? It's not like they fired his wife on her birthday.

I hope Grant gets killed off in the finale. He's the true villain of the show, Forrest is just his puppet.

It's nothing personal! This is just something that Donald asks about every woman he meets.

AJ's always had such great one-liners and reactions to Forrest, but it was nice finally getting to see her take on a review of her own… as the segment showed, despite her being in every episode, we actually don't know very much about her. For as ditzy as she is, she's ultimately a normal person who has ethics, unlike

The old school Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles TV shows had theme songs that explained their origin stories in under a minute. The problem with these reboots is that they mistakenly think we want to see tons of tedious exposition scenes about how they got their powers.

"Bling"? That is sooooo 2000 and late.