Well, I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate!

With their hippin' and their hoppin', their bippin' and their boppin'… they don't know what the JAZZ… is all ABOUT!

Every type of Four Loko can kill you as long as you funnel it rectally, like the Lord intended.

Did you really go to a "Fat Jew Four Loko party" expecting to have a positive experience? This event makes The Gathering of the Juggalos look like a Mensa meeting.

Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl in the same movie? What was it called, Box Office Poison?

I'm pretty sure that, since original Donkey Kong has aged into Cranky Kong, Donkey Kong Jr. grew up to be the current Donkey Kong we've had since Donkey Kong Country.

That's Donkey Kong Jr. you're thinking of. Totally different character.

What exactly does this mean for the states that just legalized recreational weed, though?

You might as well just rent him Rock-a-Doodle instead. At least that movie actually commits to its premise!

Yeah, I'd bail on it now if I were you. The first few episodes were okay, but it gets progressively worse as it goes along until you just end up hating both characters.

That episode also has one my favorite Charlie moments in the whole series:
"Just bash me like a rat, Frank!!!"

"That song was derivative of a song I wrote for The Waitress!!!"

I like when The Gang occasionally does something nice for each other. The ending of this reminded me a little of the time they gave Charlie a new rat stick, a bird with teeth and an assortment of worm hats.

I'll only tune in if they have MC Skat Kat as a recurring character on the show, Son of Zorn-style.

All the controversy surrounding the Milo appearance last week got me to actually tune into this show for the first time in years. And you know what? Maher's point of view makes a lot of sense to me, and is a breath of fresh air compared to what modern liberalism has become. I think i'll keep watching. Thanks for the…

At a time when we all should really be more united than ever, there's a lot of shit-flinging at people for "not being liberal enough". We're all technically on the same side here, so it's pretty embarrassing that we're wasting so much time eating our own when we should really be teaming up to take down the alt-right.

The problem with political correctness is that there seems to be this "all or nothing" mentality to it with very little room for nuance. I actually agree with many of its points about how to handle social interactions (which often, basically boil down to "don't be an asshole"). But, it also seems to be pushing this…

Saying something dickish to Hardwick? POINTS!!!

I'm a fan of the "Getting Doug With High" show on YouTube. Benson himself is generally the worst part of it, but it's fun to see him smoke up with pot-friendly comedians like Brian Posehn, Sarah Silverman and Eric Andre. It can be interesting to find out who can handle their weed and who can't (for instance, Jack…

Another 10 years? But by that time, the Step Brothers will be 60 years old, and their whole "manchild" routine will be more sad than funny!