I'm guessing that Marah is well aware of the internet's collective disdain for the phrase "friendzone", so she slightly modified it to be more palatable for the readers.
Also: seriously? Offerman and Mullally are actually endearing. These two are just insufferable.

They just like the bright colors and loud noises.

I'm assuming that the contestants are still gonna be the same interchangeable bland white dudes with just the right amount of stubble that they usually book for these shows. Let's not rock the boat too much, now!

Why even bother continuing to do the Grammys if they're just going to give all the awards to boring, predictable choices like Adele every year? Seriously, you don't even need to tune in to know who won.

Every time I see one of those ads, I can't help but picture them immediately spitting the burger out after the shoot like Krusty the Clown.

I'm tired of those Carl's Jr. ads with supermodels wolfing down giant, greasy burgers.
When are these marketing fat cats gonna realize that commercials can be sexy or appetizing, but not both?

It's just meant to be a montage of fast food restaurants that would be unappealing to eat at, and making fun of Arby's is a long-standing Simpsons running gag.

To be fair, "bland" is an incredibly popular style of music right now. Can't blame the guy too much for cashing in.

Yeah, McKinnon's Conway has too much sex appeal. She needs more of a Cryptkeeper vibe.

"I'm mad high, brah."

I was expecting the punchline to be that he set the school record… for most consecutive farts, not sit-ups. Instead there was no twist, the farts were the punchline. Kinda disappointing, but hey, I'll take unmotivated farts over Ed Sheeran any day!

The AV Club seems to fly under his radar. He would hate this place, every single article is making fun of him!

The fact that jerk-offs like this dude are so pissed off about their victory only makes me even prouder to be a Patriots fan.

Failing SNL can't even come up with new material for my Trump impression! SAD!

Their honey barbecue wings were awesome… why the hell did they ever discontinue them?

Good luck with that. Getting offended over pointless bullshit is the internet's #1 pastime.

"A gay porn action film" is exactly the kind of thing I expect Mac to do next, now that he's finally out of the closet.

Yeah, I thought this one started off a little slow, but the longer it went on, the more gloriously obscene and hilarious it got. By the time they wheeled out Mac's dildo bicycle, it had proven to be an all-time classic.

No mention of the arcade game? Or that weird, ridiculously hard Sega Genesis game where you've gotta reset it towards the end to play the last level?

Sounds like a member of the Wu-Tang Clan to me.