Better get in line, buddy.

I don't mind that too much. But season 2 has that annoying thing where every time you boot it up, you've gotta match the characters' heads to their bodies before you can put on an episode. Every goddamn time.

I like how all your "zeitgeist-y" things about this decade are extremely shitty and depressing.

Seriously, if he wants to do comics featuring this character again, then just do it. The Internet will bitch about it, but so what? It's not like us donating our money is going to miraculously keep that from happening, so him asking for financial backing for this just seems greedy.

No thanks. The frog lived for almost a decade, was unfortunately adopted as an alt-right symbol, died but had a very tasteful funeral that remembered him for the laid back stoner frog he once was. Let him rest, rather than trying to pull a Terry Schiavo on this poor frog.

Back then the average American was as fat as Homer Simpson. Now, the average American is as fat as Peter Griffin.

"He has flesh for hair"
Jesus, that is the creepiest way to say someone's bald I've ever heard.

It's the Faraci Effect.

♫ If your ratings are low, you will get cancelled
Time After Time! ♫

Yeah, aside from her androgynous haircut I never really got the impression that Frankie is actually a boy in a girl's body. She just seems like a tomboy to me.

'Member when your user name actually contained the word "comments", and didn't just sort of peter out at the end?

The waiter subplot took me out of the episode a bit. Every time they were on screen I found myself wondering, why are we spending so much time with these characters we'll never see again? I don't really give a shit that they're doing coke.

John Bender's one of my favorite movie characters. When I was 16, I pretty much wanted to be him.

One of the absolute best moments was the Scatman montage at the end of the episode. Stan's crude gestures and the family's horrified reactions were so goddamn funny.

How the fuck were the Harambe memes a "triumph"? A bunch of frat assholes stuck their dicks out to make light of the unfortunate death of a gorilla, because…why, exactly? What a stupid, stupid year this has been.

President Garrison is pretty much the only silver lining of all this that we have to look forward to. We're still fucked, but at least South Park will have a better story arc.

How many more anti-smoking raps are we going to have to do before today's teens get the message??

I think the deal also applies to cunnilingus.

I'm pretty sure she's one of those singers that just uses a guitar as a prop onstage, like Paul Stanley.

That's cool. I probably could have stated my case a little better; there's nothing inherently wrong with caring about social justice issues, if anything it's a positive thing. I just can't stand dickheads like Robot Boy up there who spend all their time lurking in message boards and attacking anybody who doesn't think…