Yeah, but they'd never take you seriously with a Darth Vader iPhone app. Now if it were the voice-changing helmet, then you'd be in business, and you would be hailed for your fashion sense.

@GiR: You'd think these games would be a little more risqué.

@ninja_togo: I was under the impression that the nitrogen in soil comes from bacteria.

And yet I can STILL see myself dropping the carton.

I think I just peed a little.

@bowei437: While your idea would be SUPER-DUPER awesome in theory, I think trying to control where the strikes hit would prove to be a challenge.

@KTope: Considering the moisture levels of coastal regions (ie Houston, New Orleans), I would think a hygroelectric plant would pay for itself fairly quickly.

I'm liking the 1080p, but I'd prefer my trust old CF cards...

VERY YES. If they bring this to Houston, I'll be rich! Rich, I tell ye!

BlackPad is such a silly name... I think BlackBoard would still keep it classy, while also providing a MUCH better name... _

@Cardinal_Clupea: Try a different browser. I'm on Opera, but I had to use IE to sign up and post comments.

@Lord_Data ∞: Call the pub. Many places accept minors (with an adult) until a certain time. Your e-penis is guaranteed to grow, or your money back!

Gizmodites in Houston:

@Hotpasta: If you'd like to organize one in Richmond, then by all means go ahead. :)

@Ultraorange: Probably because it's closer to where he lives. If you don't want to go to Topeka, then start your own meetup location. Otherwise, don't complain.

@Ultraorange: The gizmodo readers make the meetups, and not Gizmodo itself.

@robots199: I'm trying to figure this out as well. I'm underage, and I'm not sure I'll be let into an establishment that serves alcohol.

I want to go to the Houston meetup, but it's at The Flying Saucer Draught Emporium. It sounds like a bar, and seeing as how I'm underage, I'm doubting I'll be let in.

@Antubis: Nevermind. They took it off temporarily.