He deserves a second chance guys. NFL is known for giving second chances, think of Michael Vick, Adrian Peterson, Colin Kae...::checks earpiece:: ...Ezekiel Elliott...

no.

Her secret? A beer at mile 80.

I know they were walking, but she’s still 900 miles behind The Proclaimers.

Fuck. 2 games ago the Bills were 5-2. And nobody was taking them seriously. But you couldn’t just ignore them, could you, Deadspin! You just couldn’t let them play their inconsequential games in peace, could you!

Immediately after the game, the San Francisco 49ers reached out to offer the St. Michael-Albertville defensive coordinator a job as an assistant coach.

I’m finding this far funnier than I should. I’m dying over here.

What a time to forget that my phone was still paired with my Bluetooth speakers. Jesus, I thought the gates of hell were opening up.

Let’s not pretend this is a story of unfairness, except for her unconsented outing. The rest, all the electoral defeats through the years, are the result of the democratic process working as intended. Garrison is a Republican transwoman who is against gay marriage and abortion rights. Neither Conservatives - to whom…

Looks like a Lions’ tailgate.

Ease up A.J., it’s Dalton’s job to do the choking.

His form was burfict.

Jim Carrey isn’t even getting Jim Varney money...

If you can star a wrench, you can star a dodgeball reference.

Which reminds me, what is Ja Rule up to these days?

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

Awww Tyrese honey. The Rock’s star is on the rise, your’s has been static since about ‘02. This will not turn how you want it to boo boo.

Too Sad Too Serious

They should just recast him with Don Cheadle.

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”