Besides the duffel bag, who the hell sets up such a deadly booby trap for a place with nothing to steal? Notice that the detectives just walked in before, when they searched the place. Plus, he didn’t use the go-kart because he planned to run through the field and get to the house to “welcome” his pursuers.

Carte Blanche was fun. I’m not much of a Bond fan, so I can’t view the book from that point, but as a Deaver fan I think he did great with 007. Nice twists, weird villains, nice action points. If there ever were a sequel, I would have picked it up.

She could be more polite to exceptional thieves, however. Particularly when they’re moving up to kidnapping.

So, is this a Jacob’s Ladder scenario?

Well, I just applied for a Canadian Student Visa.

You’re just playing the odds with that; everything’s shot in Vancouver.

That’s a good one, but the line I most often use is from Casey: “I don’t think that a person should run unless he’s being chased.”

Did the pubes come with a little blue check mark?

Well either Earth-90 Jon Stewart is played by David Ramsey or Earth-90 Barry is super racist

Because one of those properties is Star Trek.

Are they going to cast Eva Green’s non-union Mexican equivalent, Señorita Verde?

This sounds crass, exploitative, and slightly pretentious. So, true to the legacy of the original show

You’ve got a time machine. I’ve got a gun. What the hell, let’s kill Hitler.

Don’t you have to do everything in Canada in English and French?

That ending.  I actually shouted out “WHAT?!” when it suddenly cut to the credits before giving us the book ending to the rest of the empty theater.  What’s crazy is they actually filmed at least some of it, as there was a video game that included a little of the footage in cutscenes.

They don’t need all of him, just his jaw.

I don’t believe every person who voted for him is a monster.

But Bane is powered by Venom! (Why weren’t they mashed together during Amalgam?)

I’m so sorry they made you watch a black woman accomplish things. That must have been really traumatic for you.

“instead of who they actually are.”