Lol. Yeah, when you said “Young Turks”, I was like “wait, that’s not right”. Pulled it up on iTunes and now I see it. Thanks for putting that annoying chorus into my head.

I see that I guess.

Agreed. Red Eyes is the best song Dire Straits never made. Glad TWoD did!

“Current”. I dropped an “a” in there instead of he “e”. I panicked.

Who's disgusting double chin is this?

Yes. Yes it was.

Thanks for reminding me about Kaputt. I will now smoke a j on my back porch and fade away with the sweet sounds. I know that wasn't really your intention with this article, but I thank you nonetheless!

Jesus Christ, I hate people. You should've too.

I'm back and loving it.

YOU’RE NOT A PURIST. YOU DONT APPRECIATE NUANCES OF THE NL AND SO ON AND SO FORTH AND MORE BULLSHIT!

Super Mario Bros. I just couldn’t get past that first Goomba! The B button did nothing but run me straight into him! Stupid game.

Excellent retort, Sam. More like Spankgirl69, right? Right? Guys, where are you going?

That was pretty fun actually. The Europeans actually call it football over there also. It's the craziest thing.

Yeah it's absurd.

The slow motion psych ward dance number set to Pet Shop Boys is alone worth seeing Bronson.

That’s why I said “And Pete Wentz”. The “And” comes after the fact that I think they are terrible musicians and produce annoying songs.

And Pete Wentz. That little turd is...well...a piece of shit.

I don't think it's cool to hate them. I just think they suck.

And massive smelly giant hands too.

He typed the “Patriots organization”