Fuck! I just burned my thumbs on this fiery hot take.

Racist.

Maybe you should start.

I’m already 300 years old. I plan on saving the world for the next 200...at least.

Cool story, Hansel.

Red Auerbach says Twitter is for pussies.

Pretty pooirly if you ask me.

I hate this idea of a Pokemon. On Mother’s Day, he should be granted super powers to everyone who has ever wronged him. It's not right!

I was convinced that it was Harang again.

He must really hate himself.

It should be.

It's called mana.

I think they look sick.

You're on a roll today.

Does Dallas have any draft picks? Yes? He'll find a home.

I have a problem with the Pussification state of America. So, obviously I will take issue with it's President, Asciel. (My mom's hugs are family business. Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!)

It’s Mortal Kombat! Of course it’s necessary. It’s essential actually.

Oh stop it. It's a video game. Get over yourself.

It wasn't that bad is true, but you gotta be some kind of idiot to think it wouldn't have repercussions in this day and age.

How can you not just laugh?