Marie is all NutriSystem, all the way.

867-5309 ranks higher.

Oh. Oh, no. The panty tattoo - the pantoo? - I just cannot.

Um the most singable phone number was 1-800-95-JENNY.

Goyard is getting “too” popular and will probably go the way of LV fairly soon though. I remember about 6-7 years ago Goyard was all over the Art Basel crowd (in Basel, not the Miami shit show) - you know, the super rich but super artsy and discreet rich wife with a gallery to keep her busy - and not so much in the…

DING DING DING. So right.

I’m beg to differ.

I feel like this story comes out around every eighteen months. It’s the heroin-is-purer-now-than-ever story of the 2000’s.

If this woman is young enough to carry a baby, why not have another one instead of birthing her own granddaughter?

I’m not positive how I feel about this. Does your right to autonomy and your right to make decisions about your own reproduction extend to when you’re deceased? My gut says yes, but I can’t think of a really solid logical reason why it should, since you’re dead and you literally dgaf anymore.

Meanwhile here in the good ol’ USA, Sofia Vergara is alive and well to say how she wants her eggs used and it’s still going to court . . . (right? I haven’t missed an update on that story?)

Very. I don’t think they ever said that.

They said they had no plans, but after the success of DLC for Mario Kart and Hyrule Warriors they knew how many dollars this would bring in.

I thought I remember reading something last fall saying that Nintendo wouldn’t do paid DLC for Smash bros. Am I wrong?

I was the single “girl” in my work place. It was constant that I would get scheduled for holidays, because I “don’t have a family”. WTF? I don’t deserve to take fourth of July off because I don’t have offspring?

Barring some shitty parts in Pittsburgh, Western PA is one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been to. Sure, there’s rednecks everywhere, but most of them are friendly. Ohiopyle is breathtaking and so are Linn Run, Twin Lakes, and Seven Springs. Plus, we have the Penguins. Fuck the Flyers! Yeah, the Pirates suck,…

1. Sexually harass a bunch of women

The dissonance between the reality of the pictures and Hefner's viewpoint says it all.

It's depressing how much porn culture has changed over the years. My dad used to shoot for Playboy in the late 60's, early 70's, and the behind the scenes rolls are like... The models are basically equals or superior to the other employees, and they're all laughing and smoking and they actually look like old friends…

This isn't bodysnarking. This is about the diet industry and a weight-loss campaign.