Dear Colin-

I love you.

Yeah, don’t protest. Pray. That’s how progress was made in the sixties. Pray-ins.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Or am I just lacerated genitals here?

He just has to whip himself into shape and make sure his ego doesn’t get bruised if he doesn’t get a majority of the carries. Maybe branch out to accommodate different facets of the offense, you know, switch it up.

A lack of planning on United’s part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

That’s United’s problem, not the paying passengers.

So if I’m to understand this, this guy already paid for a ticket and was seated, but the airline wanted to give his seat to an employee??? How is this possibly the procedure???

He took the easy road by going back to Cleveland? Instead of re-upping with the team that he took to the finals 4 straight years?

I find that people who use the phrase “Only God Can Judge Me” and especially the ones that have it tattooed on them, are basically saying “I’m going to fucking hurt as many people as I feel like and, if I ever get called out on it, use this bullshit phrase to justify my actions and make you feel bad for thinking they…