You just wrote the chorus to the greatest punk song of 2015

Ugggghhhhh, this ridiculous, hair-trigger outrage is exhausting to me. Kim probably has done more for her “children” than my father ever did for me, and yet, people don’t get angry when he calls himself a parent. So she’s not a biological parent. Why does it matter? I’m baffled that this is even a story.

I nursed my sister through her high-risk pregnancy and helped raise my nephew. I did it full time (raised my nephew) from 6 months when my sister had to return to work to 3 yo when we enrolled him in preschool so she wouldn’t have to worry about a stranger raising her child. I contribute in financial, emotional and…

Sometimes I fantasize about having an extra room all to myself and how I would decorate my “lady cave.” It would have a velvet couch, lacquered walls, sparkly textiles, a chandelier hanging from the ceiling, and a Champagne fridge.

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

I think the author might have still be under the influence of mushrooms at the time of this writing.

Ah, see your mistake was in reading it, really.

Yeah. Sometimes I read stuff on Jezebel and think to myself: a) Man, these people have waaaaay too much time on their hands if they’re overthinking shit to this extent, and; b) she can’t write worth a damn and thinks she’s nowhere near as interesting, clever or amusing as she thinks she is. We get it, you like kinky…

All I read, ok skimmed was “Look at me I am mom who works in the porn business and I feel really bad about it. Oh and I drank my own plecenta vodka (WTF) and took mushrooms because my husband looks at porn and it made me feel like shit.” She sounds like she regrets ever having a daughter because she is girl and girls…

Having an unconventional, unusual, risky, or rare experience (porn, mountain climbing, making every Julia Childs dish etc) is insufficient preparation for writing good prose. I wish more people got that.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

Wrong India, Columbus.

KEEP IT OFF YOUR WORK EMAILS, IDIOTS

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

There is no benefit in giving interviews for her. If she does - she will be ripped apart by someone for something. Honestly, I think this is the best route to take. Lots of celebs weaken their brand because they can’t keep their mouths shut in public- they let the personal mingle with the public until their fans can’t…

Josh Duggar—that morally repugnant Porky Pig of the Quiverfull movement

She also did that interview with romance novelist Mary Fisher after she got all serious.

Always loved her name. She could be a Ninja Turtle or an Italian Artist with that name.

Congrats! And a pre-emptive FUCK YOU to anyone that shows up trying to judge you for this.