There is a narrative behind this: Two astronauts have to escape the capsule during a fire drill. Their suits are in the wash but they still have their helmets. In order to save their nether regions from the ether regions of space, they must combine to reduce their mass to surface area ratio.

Sure, blame the bugs for the smell. How convenient.

Right? Actually now that I think of it, it happened twice this past week. On Sunday he was mowing the lawn and I was making lunch so I offered and he said no. And then on Monday I made grilled cheese for the kids and he unexpectedly popped in on his way to a mill and turned down grilled cheese. Grilled effing cheese!…

Sandwiches for everyone!

I think in any good relationship, both partners take the time to make sandwiches for each other. Or get a beer out of the fridge while they’re up, or take turns making dinner. It’s only right.

I offered to make my husband a sandwich on the weekend, and he turned me down. What does that mean? Is he getting his sandwiches elsewhere? Is there an Ashley Madison for sandwiches?

Holy shit Vanessa how did you know!?

it’s sad how few people seem to take it into consideration when they are considering cheating on an SO. although i guess one would probably have to be the sort of person who is good at avoiding thinking about things that might prevent you from getting what you want if one is the sort of person who cheats in the first…

My number one reason for not wanting to go to these places. I have damn good hearing cause I do what I can to protect my ears. I don’t want to need a hearing aid at 30 or some shit.

If you and your “monogamish” spouse go off and try to find a third participant for fun on a dating site that someone regards as “scummy”, do you deserve to have your personal info put on display for the whole world, too?

It may your spouse’s business if you’re on this site, but it’s certainly not the general public’s…

i’m glad it turned out so well for you, and thank you for sharing with me.

Oh, poor thing. How will she ever live on her trust fund and earnings from being pretty, thin, and from a rich family?

I find the half-naked ladies much more tasteful and less aggressive than the scary cartoon characters. We took my 5 you niece to see Cinderella, and those things swarmed. She started screaming in terror as the people in skeevy, moth-eaten costumes crowded around her. It was like something out of one of my own…

i’m so sorry that happened to you. but it sounds like it turned out all right for you in the end, so that’s good. ;)

So glad you didn’t have a kid with that loser. ugh.

No no, I’m totally agreeing with you. I’m just bitter. Sorry.

It’s long past time for everyone to get over nudity. It’s not traumatic to see a human body in its natural state.

also the health risks of exposing your unknowing spouse to STDs you might be catching—no one ever talks about that aspect of cheating, the health risks.

So when a woman gets doxxed by some loser she rejected it’s no big, but when a guy gets doxxed (by a site he paid admission to) we’re scrambling to protect his moronic ass?