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It's interesting that she doesn't want people who work for the government to use their salaries to advance their agenda and yet she herself is a governmental employee who is using her salary to advance hers. Hypocrisy knows no bounds with this woman.

Sorry, but, what a cunt...

Fuck this lady. My parents shipped me off to a conversion camp when I was all of 14 and it didn't do shit but make me hate myself and try to commit suicide. People like her should rounded up and forced to attend fucking common sense camp. Fuck this sorry excuse for a human being.

Note how she didn't say "Islamism" or "the Jihad" or even "radical nut jobs who masquerade as religious crusaders when they are actually just rotten pieces of shit." No, she said "Islam." As in, any Muslim period is a threat to America.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

I want my cake to reflect my love of chocolate and personal hubris about a family history of diabetes.

It is outrageous when a single unelected and unaccountable federal judge can uphold the fundamental democratic value of protecting the minority from the tyranny of the majority, and in doing so assert the principle that human rights apply to everyone.

Except even prisons are subject to laws against SEXUAL ASSAULT. There have been successful lawsuits by inmates for such things.

...yet they did it anyway, which is why they should lose in court.

Apparently not. She was held against her will, taken to an exam room, and forced to show her genitals to a guard.

you sound glorious

They're fine. Just fill 'em, girl.

Notice that the author, you know, writes for a living now so he doesn't have to deal with walking piles of watery diarrhea like yourself anymore as customers.

Not that I'm gonna believe that you happen to be that actual customer without a huge fucking grain of salt and a lot of side-eye, but if you were (and are colossally lame enough to not only admit it, but revel in it) the fact that you think that "a rsvp" is the same thing as a reservation makes you the "retarded" one

I'm trying to figure out if you're a random troll trying to make the customer look even worse by impersonating them and being an asshole, or if you are indeed the customer and don't realize what an asshole you are. Hmmm. Either way, you're an asshole though.

After hearing your side of the story and weighing it carefully, I'm still going to rule that you are a huge piece of shit.

Something is really wrong with you. For starters, you lack empathy. You know what else? You're a horrible human being. That poor server has to TIP SHARE! You said it yourself. So not only did she not get a tip from you, she still had to tip out the hostess out of her own pocket. So she paid for the pleasure on waiting

Even if you fully felt justified in your anger at the author of this piece, YOUR language is so bloody offensive and entitled, I don't possibly see how you walk through the world without people calling you out on it. lol

Seriously? Not ironic at all if you oppose your own country's policy, too. You are allowed to disagree with things here. It's kind of the last great thing about us these days, even if it is fucking ruining everything at the same time.