Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

Man beheads chicken because he can’t find his cock!

This is what Pence wants America to be like.

She’s part of the con. Her job is to say nice things, keep people in the room, give them ‘hope’ that this time the Trumps won’t do what they ALWAYS do and screw people over. She plays ‘good’ cop to Trump’s insane cop.

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

But they act like shitheads in part because they’re testing boundaries—they’re developing a sense of what is and isn’t an okay way to act. And they’re learning, now, that it’s socially acceptable to be hateful. So, like, yes, kids are always assholes, but that doesn’t mean that this isn’t cause for concern, or that…

A lot of my students are scared. All of my students are American Indian. They see what’s in the news and it makes them uncomfortable.

A giant fuck no to both Mark Zuckerberg and The Rock. You want to get into public service, boys? Run for mayor, dog catcher, what the fuck ever, not the leader of the free world, ok? Who the fuck wants Mark Zuckerberg anyway?

This motherfucker right here.

‘For some reason, this issue of slavery has become a paramount issue for the black people in this country.” -General Grant Pence, circa 1860

“Nam aliquam causam, et facti sunt exitus Wisigotharum est eamque intimam secum fert ut civium exitus.” Imperator Pence, 410 

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

“For some reason, this issue of Native Americans has become a paramount issue for General George Armstrong Custer.” - Lt. Mike Pence, at the outbreak of the Battle of the Little Bighorn

“For some reason, this issue of smallpox has become a paramount issue for the Natives.” Colonist Pence, 1616

“For some reason, this issue of icebergs has become a paramount issue for the passengers.” Captain Pence, 1912

I mean, it’s only going fuck over our kids and grandkids, amirite? Honestly, who cares, right Mike?