This motherfucker right here.

‘For some reason, this issue of slavery has become a paramount issue for the black people in this country.” -General Grant Pence, circa 1860

“Nam aliquam causam, et facti sunt exitus Wisigotharum est eamque intimam secum fert ut civium exitus.” Imperator Pence, 410 

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

“For some reason, this issue of Native Americans has become a paramount issue for General George Armstrong Custer.” - Lt. Mike Pence, at the outbreak of the Battle of the Little Bighorn

“For some reason, this issue of smallpox has become a paramount issue for the Natives.” Colonist Pence, 1616

“For some reason, this issue of icebergs has become a paramount issue for the passengers.” Captain Pence, 1912

I mean, it’s only going fuck over our kids and grandkids, amirite? Honestly, who cares, right Mike?

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

They will likely happen across federal agencies (I work at the USGS and we’ve gotten the memo) and they are maximum $25k.

Oh I know. That’s the worst part of it. The payouts are paltry at best.

“...help us realign our workforce to meet changing mission requirements...”

I’m so sorry you went through that. My first pregnancy was similar, and ended the same way. Sitting around waiting for your child to die is horrific, and yet it was still a better option for me than carrying to term and THEN watching him die. And it preserved my ability to have the children I have today. Pro lifers…

I had a 2nd trimester abortion for a wanted child with chromosomal abnormalities and that in itself was hard enough. I cannot imagine being forced to carry a terminal fetus to term, being forced to go through the process of either delivering or having a c-section, being forced to deal with everything your body does…