Yow!! Shit just keeps getting realer. I hope Comey steps into the spotlight and starts singing a little louder— c’mon, belt it out, Jim, we got some Obstruction of Justice charges to put together!!

Are you watching CNN?

Hoping against hope that this could be the start of IT!

I KNOW! Is your iceberg melting? My slacks are tornadoing!

Normally I say to people “This is Jezebel, blah blah blah a pop/current event site” but holy shit! Thanks for the tip!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a band be erased like this. It’s kind of surreal.

I am sure all you fabulous Jezebel writers are positively carpel betunneled from the constant breaking Trumpnanigans but the Comey breaking news? Holy crap on a cracker.

Donald Jr. or Eric?

I hate people sometimes.

The only thing Gideon Yago is burning these days are latte’s when it’s rush hour at coffee bean

Agreed. Anderson Cooper is great and all, but honestly, no one eye rolls like women do. We’ve been doing it for so long.

There’s a lot of talk about Anderson Cooper’s (now famous) eye roll, but he’s got nothing on Krysten Ritter’s full body eye roll.

Same here. Tim Allen is ruining Galaxy Quest for me, tho by being such a douche. That has to be the only decent thing he’s ever done.

This stupid show has been on for six years? I’ve never even heard of it.

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

This was still on? I thought it had been cancelled years ago.

Negron’s body was left uncovered in the street for six hours, which Bridgeport Police Chief Armando Perez says was an error in forensics protocol.

“We hide the body” never sounds good.

Oh yay, I have the right to spend a week driving across the country instead. Consumer choice: so great.