They added to the database, which lists thousands of such “small spills” over the last 25 years.

“We treated this as we would treat any other 84-gallon oil spill.”

Yeah, my first thought was juvenile. But my second thought was a juvenile.

It almost looks too small to be a geoduck. Those suckers are huge and girthy.

I have told this story before: I saw his fat pus noggin stuffed into a bicycle helmet two summers ago while I was running and he was riding with his body man along a canal path. I gave him the stink-eye but wish now I would have told him off. He was a dipshit governor then, not a clogged heartbeat away from being an…

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

Tbh, I too would like an apology from Mike Pence. Actually, I would like many, starting with his apology for ever existing in the first place.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

I think as far as Rocks for president I would go for Metamorphic rocks. They are formed under intense pressure and heat and have layers so they could multitask during high stress situations. They also have shiny crystals which would bring a little bling to the office. I might go with Igneous rocks so I could yell…

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Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices.

I hate the fact that I have been reduced to appealing to the morality and conscience of Republican congressmen

A lot of very stupid people will continue to eat shit in the name of partisan politics or their own embarrassment at being told repeatedly who and what Donald Trump was and completely and totally ignoring that and voting for him anyway.

We need a special prosecutor, like yesterday. No way the guy who is going to replace Comey will be independent in the Russia investigation.

He absolutely deserved to be fired for what he did to Clinton. But let’s not kid ourselves that he was fired for that reason. He was fired because Trump is afraid that Comey is on to something. This is beyond Watergate levels of corruption. We need a special independent prosecutor to oversee that investigation. …

I have no love lost for James Comey, who I do think impacted the election, and no I don’t think HRC was blameless.

He probably should have been fired?