With friends like you, who needs anemones?

Sorry, I’ll leave the internet now.

Came expecting to read a story about an allroad. Got two stories involving B5 S4's. Was not disappointed.

I looked at the picture and immediately recognized the B5 S4 and got excited. Then I thought to myself, “Well of course that’s on the list.”

You know the stories are going to be good when the top pic is a B5 S4 wagon.

So, boring cars. Right.

Still easier then changing a head light bulb on a new car.

What’s the point in backing up a burning ferrari or lambo? The dam things already on fire...Or does magically reversing out of car carriers put out ferrari fires?

Tesla makes that abundantly clear. This is why so many cool things aren’t offered in the U.S. Too many stupid people that can’t/won’t follow directions and have access to scumbag ambulance chasing attorneys when they suffer the inevitable consequences of their own stupidity.

Reckless - yet it drove 130 million miles without incident...it’s still the safest thing on the road. Based on this, humandrivers should’ve been banned ages ago.

If that S-Class blows a tire, I don’t have to take it out back and shoot it. I just buy a new tire.

HMMWV FOR SALE

So #4

Clearly he failed to check his tire pressure before leaving the parking lot.

$2 part, $1,200 in labor

Diagram of the service position from an Audi shop manual:

COTD for those who know.

The want to keep all of your fingers.

Finally something is accessible on an Audi engine without assuming the maintenance position.

And that’s why horses shouldn’t skip leg day.

Ah, you reminded me of one of my favorite pictures that I’ve seen floating around here/reddit/et al.