This may be just me, but I wouldn't call attention to being cut from the Bucs.

Mark Sanchez just found his dream center.

i would just like to take a moment to appreciate that the url for this post is "one-of-t-a-t-us-fake-lesbians-is-actually-a-raging-homo"

Wrong side of the commonwealth. Eastern PA is Yuengling country, western PA drinks IC Lite, which is just fermented steel mill runoff.

TIL: Drew Magary is truly not a Schiano man.

Lol My first initial & first syllable of my surname actually is "J Hemp". Hey, not my fault that my name is hella cool.

See, I think you kids are confusing beating with spanking. A smack on the hand is still hitting a kid- but it's not a beating. Adrian did indeed beat his kids. This article equates that with every instance of spanking ever. It's not the same.

Anyway, I get it. Your parents didn't spank you, and you grew up to be…

"This is exemplary of poor writing skills" - he said vs. he snickered / implied / segued / etc. Substitution of multi-syllabic for simple words is an attempt to project the appearance of intellect where actual deep thought is lacking... I said cogitatively :)

This guy didn't even give me THIRTEEN MINUTES to respond to his message:

I think the key to any sort of physical punishment, be it a light smack on the hands, or a slightly less light whack on the butt/back of the head with an open hand is timing. If you do it EVERY time the kid acts up, of course it will do everything Drew said (eventually become ineffective and habitual). However, if you…

Don't worry I'm sure he was wearing the period-correct clothing

I'm sure I got some spankings as a kid but I never remembered them. Nothing insane, no spoons, nothing hard.

I do remember getting cracked in the mouth once by my mother when I was 14. Of course, I was already significantly bigger than my mom at the time and I called her a "fucking bitch" right to her face. So...…

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

My two grandmothers were the only source of my physical harm as a child. One being old-world Italian, the other being the classic representation of the atypical Jewish grandma; their weapon of choice was the wooden spoon. I still get chills every time someone smacks one on a countertop, or drops one on the floor.

You earn your living basically by making fun of people (often maliciously), yet you're somehow some kind of moral authority on proper parenting and behavior? Get over yourself.

... your argument, flawed as I believe it is, is sort of undercut by the fact you didn't even read Drew's piece? ...

YupTwins:
You clearly don't have kids.