This definitely seems like the Falcons: a second and long followed by a third where they are nowhere near the marker.

lol because I'm sure the Siberian Times is completely neutral on its Russian views

There's an irony in a Chinese knockoff being blown up by a Clarkson knockoff.

AHA. I knew I wasn't crazy.

Trying that with your car is not recommended

Well it could have been built in a dry dock.

Universal Law:

I'm a good person with a huge heart and everyone who knows me knows that

After the game, Hunnicutt was promptly given the boot by Oklahoma. The Detroit Lions immediately signed him to a 3 year deal.

egad, never heard that one before. What does that even mean? YOU'RE RIGHT I AM SMALL AND ANNOYING AND I DO WANT TO GIVE YOU MY LUNCH MONEY

Dude, that Camary totally trucked that box truck. Tossed it 3 lanes, incredible.

If you ask a Canadian, they'll tell you that everything in Canada is always -40 degrees.

"'How could I have married someone who's so bad with money?' 'Why did I marry someone who I can't rely on to attend family functions with me?' 'What possessed me to marry someone who is a habitual nose-picker?!?'"

I think his own head gets in his way. (This is not a forehead joke though if it made you laugh because you thought it was one, by all means.) Overthinkers and meticulousness control freaks like Manning are often their own worst enemy come crunch time. Can't shut off the "Okay do this do that" part of their brain and…

I don't understand it, how does the guy throw up arcade game-like numbers every regular season, yet come the playoffs it's nowhere near the same even when he faces some of the same teams he blew out earlier? Honestly, he makes it look easy yet come the postseason even against sub par defenses he has issues. It's not…

We may find it corny, but the Raiders are furiously taking notes on how to keep the ball out of Manning's hands.

Jesus's Crucifixion Was Planned, Practiced, Therefore Thorny

How realistic are these two scenarios...

"For instance, if a MiG-23 is detected operating over Syria in an area near where US aircraft are transversing or operating does an allied fighter aircraft shoot it down without knowing if it belong to Assad or ISIS?"