The flesh was willing, but the spirit was weak. However, I WILL have Ace of Base stuck in my head for literal days as penance.

Happy Vacation, ya’ll! It’s my family’s last day on the mountain, and as usual I have zero idea if I’ll make it to live-viewing or not.

Heyo . . .

Placeholder placeholder filler placeholder text because I’m super crazed and wanted to throw up the thread before I forget to!

One of the themes of this season has been Making Watching This Show With Ya’ll Inconvenient.

Hey ya’ll — I’m back on the grid after a month that ate my face. ALL the apologies for missing last week — it was the final business day before I went live on a show, and I completely forgot about Show (I also forgot about kickboxing and ate nothing but a bag of popcorn that day, so that should tell you how far off my…

EDIT: OF COURSE when I start with “I check to see if there’s even going to be an episode tonight”, I forget to check for that. See you next week, guys!

All of the puns I was coming up with today were either gross or vaguely mean-spirited, and also I couldn’t get the pool joke to work the way I wanted it to. I’m really glad it’s Friday.

Week Three is upon us, friends, and I have to admit . . . I kind of loved the pirates in the preview clip.

Week Two is here, and I have many questions. For example: will I be home tonight in time to watch live with ya’ll? Will show clip through the Transdimensional Transportation storyline (which, to be honest, isn’t really working for me. The Ravager Girl looks like everyone else on the show (I keep thinking she’s Daisy,…

Yeah, I wasn’t going to be able to stay all nonchalant and on-task through the entire headline, ‘cause ya’ll, SHOW IS BACK! (Awww, hello my favoritest unbroken-legged Fitz!)

EDIT: West Coast, added a thread for you. Hello, amazings! We have come to what is not the end. Still, it has me thinking retrospectively. Started with me trying to pick a favorite episode from this season, led into me trying to pick a favorite from *each* season, and then played into choosing my own favorite moments.

Extra Extra! And they’re delaying it until next summer, so I can only assume it’ll be able to sync with the movies.

Here you go, West Coast! Geek out with your Deke out!

Hey guys! Full disclosure: I’m not caught up, and also *still* have not had DirecTV out to repair my signal, so I’m just here for the commentary.

As I told the East Coast, this is where we are right now. Ya’ll have a more amazing time than me, k?

I’m going to be honest. This face right here is my week, which is still going on. In other news, I still don’t have cable NOR have I watched last week’s episode.

Here we go! All roads and such, ya’ll.

Tonight, All Roads lead to me forgetting to post the thread.