EDIT: OF COURSE when I start with “I check to see if there’s even going to be an episode tonight”, I forget to check for that. See you next week, guys!

All of the puns I was coming up with today were either gross or vaguely mean-spirited, and also I couldn’t get the pool joke to work the way I wanted it to. I’m really glad it’s Friday.

Week Three is upon us, friends, and I have to admit . . . I kind of loved the pirates in the preview clip.

Week Two is here, and I have many questions. For example: will I be home tonight in time to watch live with ya’ll? Will show clip through the Transdimensional Transportation storyline (which, to be honest, isn’t really working for me. The Ravager Girl looks like everyone else on the show (I keep thinking she’s Daisy,…

Yeah, I wasn’t going to be able to stay all nonchalant and on-task through the entire headline, ‘cause ya’ll, SHOW IS BACK! (Awww, hello my favoritest unbroken-legged Fitz!)

EDIT: West Coast, added a thread for you. Hello, amazings! We have come to what is not the end. Still, it has me thinking retrospectively. Started with me trying to pick a favorite episode from this season, led into me trying to pick a favorite from *each* season, and then played into choosing my own favorite moments.

Extra Extra! And they’re delaying it until next summer, so I can only assume it’ll be able to sync with the movies.

Here you go, West Coast! Geek out with your Deke out!

Hey guys! Full disclosure: I’m not caught up, and also *still* have not had DirecTV out to repair my signal, so I’m just here for the commentary.

As I told the East Coast, this is where we are right now. Ya’ll have a more amazing time than me, k?

I’m going to be honest. This face right here is my week, which is still going on. In other news, I still don’t have cable NOR have I watched last week’s episode.

Here we go! All roads and such, ya’ll.

Tonight, All Roads lead to me forgetting to post the thread.

Props to Tomandcow for giving me the title idea!

Which elements of the fragile Shield/Hydra alliance will suffer crushing disappointment this week?

This week, our team’s got all the ways to be . . . W I C K E D.

I tried to find some way to work an Air Force slogan into this, but I couldn’t. I have shamed myself this day.

Hey ya’ll! Happy Good Friday to those observing, Passover to those observing tomorrow, Easter to those prepping for Sunday, and for the Orthodox folks—we’ll be at your party next weekend! For everyone else, ‘tis this season of Peeps and Cadbury eggs!