Tomorrow on Adequate Man: Stairs - What’s their deal?

The video cuts right before she apologized to the umpire and went over for a handshake and then pulled it away quickly saying, “Too slow.”

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

Pitchers are getting out of hand with their routine’s like batters were. Good for Andrus making this guy look like an idiot.

My grandpa dated a lady who was 65 when he was 72. so that means she was 11 when he was 18.

his life might be low but his bank account sure aint..

oh shit, i didn’t even think about that. Levels, b, levels.

The calendar’s as fat as Jay Gruden.

In case you forgot that it’s really fucking hot right now in Houston:

How have you freaked out your fellow fantasy managers?

How have you freaked out your fellow fantasy managers?

Does having Brian McCann on your team instantly turn everyone into a choad or does it take some time?

Counterpoint: Fuck the goddamn Yankees in their puckered baboon assholes.

If the Yankees would just wear cotton uniforms, maybe they would relax more.

A sports team that has a strict facial hair policy for uniformed personnel in 2015 would like to talk to you about your self-directed frustration:

My favorite part is when they show his earlier double. He over-slides 2nd base and the announcers said that he “goes into Ryan for no reason” when it a) was a typical over-slide, and b) he didn’t touch Ryan.

“You’ll regret pissing off your star player. I guarantee it.”

Honorable mention:

You must have a disgusting chin.