Where’s the link to your workout fail vid?

Reverse psychology works

Lol it’ll never happen. Or will it.

Wow. Just wow.

Low blow.

There’s only one type of brownout I know about...

His son’s wikipedia page is a hoot...

GET IT?! Because only priests who sexually assault young boys are from Boston!! Haahaahahaaahahahah

After the camera lights flicked off, the microphones and reporters receded from his locker, the NFL’s most prolific kicker in 2015 turned away, buried his head in the crux of his right arm and broke down crying.

Oh cool, Lil Bow Wow was at the game.

Ken Griffey seems boring as shit. BUT THAT SWING. OOF.

“Original title...” -GZA

All you need are spring roll wrappers, sugar, and bananas.

SnapChats

Portis spelled wrong in second paragraph

HURRY THE FUCK UP MIKE IT’S GONNA START DRIPPING ON THE FLOOR

There’s a joke in here somewhere about how many black guys are smiling at a white cop...somewhere...

Can someone help me understand how his son’s last name was Ruffin and not Doohen? Was there another guy who was thought to be the father before Peterson?

Exactly, like when Pimp My Ride was on, and they put a jacuzzi in the guys trunk. Totally practical and not ridiculous if you ask me.