That’s all nice andy dandy but at the end of the day grade schools don’t stick you with 10+ year debt six months after you graduate. Common core won’t be around for long.

*fart noises*

“Wonder if any one of my coworkers has a baseball cap I can borrow”

Nice litter shot

Damnit

How the hell does freezing something loosen it? Are muscles like hard liquor?

Giving new meaning to the term “red eye flight”

And the world turns...

Gee, you mean making snarky comments on an internet sports blog will make me sound knowledgable on human rights?

+1

Ben Sheets! One of my favorite pitchers from the early 2000s

So much hatred lies within you

Sorry, but you’re mistaken. Gronk takes kids like this and mixes them into his afternoon protein shake. THAT is how he maintains “yo soy fiesta”.

“catchy hook” -Gilbert Arenas

My mom would do something embarrassing and then ask, “what, am I embarrassing you?”

There is so much wrong with that explanation...

If this was a motivational tactic on Griffin’s part, well done.

As a Red Sox fan I’d be inclined to agree Bill on this one

You’re still missing the point. You’re saying too much.

Sorry brother, meant to tack this to the 10 paragrapher you constructed before. 11 if you count the italicized disclaimer.