Antipasto

6/15/15

“Low blow” -Bernard Pollard

6/15/15

CLASSIC. HA HA HA.

6/13/15

You may be allergic to one of the plant extracts they use?

6/12/15

Agree to disagree

6/12/15

You get my point. The entire car looks like a supermodel, but when you get inside, it feels like she’s had a couple kids.

6/12/15

Maybe it would matter more to a welfare recipient like myself, but if I’m putting down that kind of coin, you can put a little more thought into the details instead of just what’s under the hood. Obviously that’s the most important aspect in buying a car like this, but that shit looks aftermarket. Not “stylish” like…

6/12/15

It should if you’re spending over $50k?

6/12/15

Did he get rid of the face mask addition mid-game last night?

6/12/15

I. Am. God.

6/12/15

14 year olds can drive now?

6/12/15

After prom and on our way to a friend’s house for the night, we decide to pull into a side street and do the deed. Everything is going smoothly, and we’re parked on a quiet street around the corner from the main road.

6/12/15

Just read the back of my stick this morning, and no triclosan listed. Not sure if they removed it or just relabeled it as something different.

Just read the back of my stick this morning, and no triclosan listed. Not sure if they removed it or just relabeled…

6/11/15

Ditto. It’s easy to root for them with so many ex-Pats.

6/11/15

Interesting. I didn’t know that, so thanks for the info. It seemed too good to be true, but then again, it could still be safer than anything with aluminum. I’m no scientist though.

Interesting. I didn’t know that, so thanks for the info. It seemed too good to be true, but then again, it could…

6/11/15

Btw, kick-ass username. #FreeBrady #GoTexans?

6/11/15

It’s all natural if that’s what you mean? No aluminum or parabens like many of the others.

6/11/15

The women’s one also has an old spice as a choice, so... I voted for A&H, even though I have a y chromosome. Tehe

6/11/15

It’s like a gift from above. Who wants to smell like a junior high school hallway AND clog their sweat glands with aluminum? Pre-pubescent boys, that’s who.

It’s like a gift from above. Who wants to smell like a junior high school hallway AND clog their sweat glands with…

6/10/15

Arm & Hammer Essentials, all day. No irritants and neutral smell.

6/10/15

That’s surprisingly accurate, and I’d be inclined to agree with you, but the picking up the balls part was his sick, twisted little cherry on top.