Only speed record the Bonneville may have set was the record for how fast it could put its occupants to sleep.

LEON POWE(R)

gave me the finger, and then burned rubber into the sunset

It could be any number of things. Something such as a simple battery could send him back.

D’Jasper Probincrux III

Every non-Patriots fan on Deadspin:

I miss the days where the bicep flex was an acceptable answer

“You’re lucky there’s not a vibrator in your ear”

Dads! Dads! Dads!

The first couple gears are a little sluggish in my opinion, and I had an Explorer before the TL if that says anything lol, but once you get into 3,4,5 that’s when it really moves.

As the (new) owner of an 06 TL, this article makes me happy.

Their coolest member is the one with the shortest stint?

You’re contradicting yourself! Phony!

Hey, fuck you buddy, some were born into this douchebaggery.

AROD, You’re The Best? I’m confused...

Holy shit.

This, Lil Jon, is why you turn down.

Sox fan here. Yeah this blows.

Does he have some kind of history with Forte?

You got played by your brother