The fact that “influencers” were eve a thing boggle the mind. Anyone with sense knows that those people were full ifcshit. It’s like musicians who optimize amps. “Man Hartkes are the best I can always rely on them andcdont need anything else” <two years later> “man these GK heads are the best amps nothing gIves me the…

For me, horror games are like jumping in a pool. When you jump in a pool it always feels unbearably cold but eventually you acclimate and then it feels nice.

Rudy Gobert seems like kind of a dickhead, though.

Call me crazy but I just see a person who, not surprisingly, looks less bulky after they take their thick, fur-lined winter coat off.

Outside of fan art, I’ve never seem mei look fat. I have no idea where people get this idea from (other than not understanding parkas)

Easy. Curry.

This was intended to prevent a Kobe Bryant or Zaza Pachulia situation fun.

I really wish they would put the fog lights back into the front grille like past GTs. It’s one of those characteristics about the GT that I always liked.

Yes.

The new Jaguar XE is actually pretty damn nice, especially if you want something different.

Fixed:

Ew.

I keep seeing this ugly ass Multipla.

Yeah, but if we’re being honest here, those are two of the six best Lucas “Star Wars” movies, and we’re splitting hairs if we try to rank them higher or lower than “Howard the Duck.”

I don’t believe you Dave. I think you’re really just dumping all over this Jeep because you actually want to make sure you’re the only one who will buy it... Deep down you’re still pining for your white Jeep you just sold and this is your rebound Jeep.

It’s 2 grand ya tight ass.

Oh yeah, I remember this kind of crap back in the day. Like the guy who insisted that you could fly a Pelican in Halo 3.

Is that why nobody takes Jalopnik seriously?