But honestly, once you take a ‘salvage car’ and attach it to a mutant chassis, what are you expecting? 5 star crash test rating? If anything, this is a jovial use of a salvage car rather than the ‘everything is fine’ bait and switch. It least it LOOKS dangerous and people will treat it as such.

No, it was GLORIOUS.

We also buy lots of water based lubricant.

Just make it one of those fun invites.

I use the terms posse and thug however the fuck I want.

Must be really boring with Gawker in the ground.

Maverick’s just upset because they got his Goose.

That last ones a Dodge

Who is Paul? Is that Pau and Marc’s youngest brother?

Well not many other than LeBron could eventually win 2 rings in the same year...

If I ever get rich, I’m buying a DB7 and putting a ‘99 Mustang body conversion.

Bondo, James Bondo.

Astons which look like Mustangs are better than Mustangs which look like Astons.

Wtf has happened to Jalopnik? Guy “mods” his car by making the factory bypass valve stay open to have the stock exhaust a bit louder and people are complaining that it’s not fair to the general public? Gimme a break people.

If they’re going to allow all persons in a driverless car to be drunk, then they need to have a really good artificial intelligence built in too.