Hm I was more thinking of the tripplebreasted whore from eroticon 6

PUPPET GIRL WAS ROBBED

This response looks like a Burma Shave road ad.

why dont...why dont you just download spotify?

You...are aware that the song is not a how-to manual, but rather a song sung by a villain who is actively in the process of tricking/lying to the young heroine?

I think Mayim Bialik should have a job on tv where she just complains about things. You know, like the old dudes used to do on 60 minutes? She can be all "What is the deal with Frozen? In my day, princess movies weren't all into male bashing! And what is an Ariana Grande anyway? Is it a coffee drink? And why are there…

does anyone remember Josta! (With guarana!)?

Yes, with "hair."

Where are the sleeves? Elsa's dresses have sleeves. Who does a girl have to marry to get some sleeves on a wedding dress?

They took Elsa's dress and ... turned it into every third wedding dress on the rack.

When I was in high school in the late 90s, the Vera Bradley bags were not a thing. Backpacks were basically broken down to three types. And, who wore what was a source all sorts of cliquish bullshit.

Even five-year-old me is giving that a big old "NOPE".

The big leather tote isn't *terrible*, but there are certainly loads of other good-quality bags in that price range. I like the quilting pattern, but it's otherwise kinda plain and boxy, the leather looks rather thin, it's got gold hardware (NO), and only comes in taupe or black. Really? Really, Vera Bradley? You…

Oh my God. I've seen the listing for this show on Netflix, but I had no idea it was a faux-reality show. For small children. What the fuck.

So what happens to all of us super angry disappointed people who can't get a Barbie who says "What the fuck?"

I mean on the one hand I would rather have a guy who didn't mind/liked period sex than one who was disgusted by it, but on the other hand I'm kind of disgusted by my period — I certainly try to contain the blood and all that comes with it to the greatest extent possible. I am quite put off by the idea of being with…

I'm keeping my baby of the pole. By any means necessary.

God forbid the Hindu kids, kids who keep kosher or halal, or vegetarian kids get one day a week where they don't have to eat side dishes or half-assed afterthought dishes. Everyone knows if you accidentally eat a single meal that doesn't have meat in it, you will die of anemia before dessert.

This is one of the few times this might be somewhat relevant.

Please, actually DON'T do this. There's a reason policies are in place, and they're (granted not always, but) usually in students' best interests.