Morrissey is that you? I thought you usually kept your illtimed callous remarks under the guise of animal welfare, for the murder of children?! Branching out are we?

I never thought I'd say this, but the fact that it's PBR isn't even the worst thing about it. This would be seriously disgusting with good beer too. What was the thought process?

"Gee, I like beer, but I wish it was hot. Not just warm, but HOT hot. Also I like burgers but I don't think they're soggy enough, if only…

When my son was in middle school, we talked about kids going steady. He said that the difference between between being friends with a girl and going "out" with her was that you talked to her when you were friends.

HOW YOU GON' BE MAD ON VACATION?

Why is there no way to flag spam here?`

Yes, but people like this also kill people on bikes (see the article where the woman is suing the family of the boy she ran over), people walking and even cause bus accidents. You can't be afraid to live your life because of idiots. He'll, I've heard stories of idiot drivers crashing through the wall of someone's…

When they perform masculinity while maintaining their femininity performances as well. You can love football and drinking beer and "being one of the guys" so long as you are also pretty and extremely femme.. in fact, one probably has to maintain an even higher level of feminine performance to offset the "masculine"…

A woman is dead and has grieving family and friends, so I don't want to snark, but goddamn do I want to snark.

heh.

I don't know why, but I can't bring myself to like jack black.

Heck, if nothing else, apparently Jamie Chung might show up in see-thru tights.

Dane Cook's money maker, for the record, is a box full of Louis CK's old material.

Oh shut up Mara Wilson!

Yeah, but getting hit on in a yoga class (or right after) is fucking creepy as hell.

I can't think of any drinks more tainted by shitty casual dining chains than the margarita and the daquiri. As if Mexico and Cuba needed additional reasons to think we suck.

The only men that I have ever had offer an opinion about my shoes were gay.

Men do not give a shit.

I read that and was like "What does it mean to drink like a woman today? It means DOWN A HALF BOTTLE OF GIN WITH A DASH OF PINK, bitches!"