Idiot was too strong, but I'm a Southerner with lots of family from Savannah and Augusta, and I agree that the accent is pretty on point for that region.

I could imagine! Crossing my fingers for you, then!

'Twasn't aimed at you, sorry! "They" being SJP, Jezebel, and... well, whoever the anonymous "they" are.

STAHP! I'm dying here!

Eh, whatever. I've never worn heels in my life (okay, on very special occasions I have) and I grew a new bone in my foot. They make it sound like some sort of rare and alien condition. Bone spurs happen.

Thanks. Unfortunately, the personal is very political, or at least public, for a rebbetzin. I'm sure the congratulation would have fits if the rabbi's son didn't have a bris, you know? Still, bookmarking the link!

Oddly enough, he isn't Jewish... He just plays one on TV. I'm guessing his wife is, though.

I'm a Jew who has... reservations about circumcision. My (rabbi) husband is gung-ho. At this point, I'm just hoping for girls?

One would assume Jenny is Jewish, no? I mean I see the word bris, a tallis, mentions of going to a "rabbi" (that would be a mohel)... So I'm thinking the logical conclusion is that someone in this relationship is. Surprisingly, it isn't Jason, so my bets are on his wife!

Oh, for sure. I've just always found it quite amusing. It does manage to sound English-y enough to my ears that I try to make sense of it repeatedly, which is interesting.

I've accepted that it's a perspective I'll never be able to have.

It so was, but I'm really hormonal right now, so it made me cry. I was humiliated. I hate that damn bear! Really!

He looks like a clown and it is scaring me.

At that level, they are usually county ordinances.

Have you seen the Sochi coverage?

I was going to suggest Feliway, too. Other things, I think it might be too late for (like unwashed things that smelled like kitty/home).

My mother has a full beard, which I'm sure would be like the one on the brave woman above if it grew out. She haunted Groupon for laser treatment coupons, and it has really helped. Over several Groupons with several doctors, she got 9 treatments.

I feel like I must have not paid as much attention to Biology class as I thought because I never thought of that. Now I'm thinking, "Duh."

Hahahaha, is your partner me? I was crabbing at my husband for typing during routines and am a die-hard Plushy fan (I think I was even less gracious about his loss in Vancouver than HE was.)

I literally cried last night when he skated over to the referees...

I have a tiara I wear... just 'cuz.