My friend who is a lawyer said immediately upon reading that she would have advised him to say no he didn’t know either until they explicitly defined what they meant by it in this context. She said it sounds awful on the surface, but in a trial the meaning of a word isn’t set in stone to a jury and both sides try to…

You mean #courage

“Now without side mirrors! Because it looks cool and shit!”

Poor take. You can have issues with the government but still respect the country

Yes. Because that’s the biggest takeaway from this story.

You had me worried when you spelt sister with a Y, like there was a new thing for trans folks.

I wish I would have had one of those as a kid! It would have given me a good place to get high once I turned 15.

+1 koala dangling from a helicopter

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

It’s going to cost Lochte tens and tens of dollars to bribe his way out of this.

this is his united states of whatever

that’s already a lot better argument than the race angle that was just attempted

I wasn’t aware Clay Matthews was black and disliked...

Wait so did you actually play it?

Well everyone found out anyways and now it seems the Brazilians are trying to accuse him of making up the story so that completely backstroked.

Or the fact that he says they were robbed by a cop.

I’m glad that Lochte and Feigen(apparently) are back on US soil. None of us know what really happened obviously but regardless, nothing good comes of two US Olympic athletes being ushered through the cesspool of corruption (and literal cesspool) that is Rio and its criminal justice system.

Steven Adams complaining about a $60 haircut is pretty awesome as well.

did that on sunday night.. started at 9pm.. realized the sun was coming up and it was 5am and i had to be at work at 8am. ;)

Speaking as an ex-cop