My friend who is a lawyer said immediately upon reading that she would have advised him to say no he didn’t know either until they explicitly defined what they meant by it in this context. She said it sounds awful on the surface, but in a trial the meaning of a word isn’t set in stone to a jury and both sides try to…

You mean #courage

“Now without side mirrors! Because it looks cool and shit!”

The adapter is what really irritates me. That’s an entirely different level of convenience, just to listen to music. Lost your adapter? Guess you’re stuck with bluetooth. In a car without bluetooth, but that has an Aux port? Sure hope you brought your adapter!

Jony Ive: We made the iphone thinner... but to do so we had to remove the headphone port... so those $300 beats headphones you bought from us, are no longer going to work with your phone. We also added a second camera, which makes the camera bump even larger... so really the phone isn’t thinner than the bulge, but we…

It’s just the same damn phone with small revisions. SMALL REVISIONS. I can’t comprehend iPhone fandom, I just can’t.

Oh...oh you don’t like the camera bulge?

Poor take. You can have issues with the government but still respect the country

Yes. Because that’s the biggest takeaway from this story.

You had me worried when you spelt sister with a Y, like there was a new thing for trans folks.

I wish I would have had one of those as a kid! It would have given me a good place to get high once I turned 15.

“This cold-blooded murder”

+1 koala dangling from a helicopter

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

It’s going to cost Lochte tens and tens of dollars to bribe his way out of this.

this is his united states of whatever

that’s already a lot better argument than the race angle that was just attempted

I wasn’t aware Clay Matthews was black and disliked...

Well everyone found out anyways and now it seems the Brazilians are trying to accuse him of making up the story so that completely backstroked.

I’m glad that Lochte and Feigen(apparently) are back on US soil. None of us know what really happened obviously but regardless, nothing good comes of two US Olympic athletes being ushered through the cesspool of corruption (and literal cesspool) that is Rio and its criminal justice system.