Looks like the camera cuts juuuust before the traditional post-police-chase round of head-soccer.

Crazy. But there’s an unbelievable amount of cops in those jurisdictions, so I really don’t doubt it. There HAS to be some cops who are into cars out here. This is the mecca of auto enthusiasm.

Haha, I like that! If only you could speed up an internet connection by injecting your router with fuel

You’re welcome

Nope. 100% based on my obsession with the sound of old rally cars 2-stepping.

The irony of you ninja editing a post in this context to come off as more well spoken is hilarious.

“The 2017 Porsche Panamera Turbo’s Wing Is Some Fucking Iron Man Shit”

Cool.

Panamera Turbo =/= Panamera

There’s a difference between what’s inappropriate and what simply isn’t classy. I wouldn’t want my kids using curse words when it’s not necessary. Because every time I see/hear someone doing so, and it’s not in the context of a passionate rant, I assume they lack the vocabulary and intelligence to use words that…

I speak 100% from personal experience. But those experiences are almost all with LAPD, and the Ventura County Sheriffs, so who knows. Things are probably different in more rural places.

Gawker isn’t going to convince anyone that they’re a legitimate news outlet, nor is Jalopnik going to be sold as an individual asset.

Lol most cops don’t even know what horsepower is relative to weight. Most cops think Miatas are inherently fast cars.

This was just the best era for everything

Ahh. I’m on a phone, so no auto-play. Plus Ghostery normally blocks it for me on my desktop. My bad.

...I think you could have easily avoided this by not clicking on a video of a moose getting run over.

Lol the screws came loose and they’re all dangling. They should all be turned 180 degrees and pointed downwards.

Not fast food, but 50 cent in the footlocker at the Topanga Mall in like 2004. And then KRS One at the newer foot locker on the otherside of the same mall 4 or 5 years later

Thanks! I’ve done quite a few mods since :)

I think it was more about selling more cars and making more torque and better gas mileage than the competition.