All good. Could have been way worse. I’m sure they scrapped it, and the Torsen is happily limiting slip in someone else’s miata today. Had tons of fun with that thing.

Not even remotely comparable. They didn’t use 69' Chargers as taxi cabs and fleet trucks., and they probably didn’t make a quarter as many.

I actually killed an NB. And whenever the issue is rust, just take a road trip to Southern California and buy one here. We have no rust. And there’s NA’s galore from $1200 to $5000 for the very cleanest, lowest mileage ones around.

Mostly painful

Meh, I destroyed one too. There’s a million of them. That’s the point!

Those vehicles are so ridiculously plentiful that it really doesn’t matter. They all get destroyed eventually anyways. At least they made it fun to watch AND educational.

So a used Lexus is a great buy because it costs less than a BMW when new, even though a used BMW is cheaper than a used Lexus?

Lexus IS’ are NOT cheaper than 3 series’ used. BMWs depreciate like a sack of bricks dropped off a cliff. Lexus’ do not at all.

CPO luxury is 10000000% the best value and anyone who tells you otherwise is ignorant and wrong. No new entry level luxury sedan is going to be as unreliable as a range rover. You WILL NOT be in a loaner car once a month like a Honda driver insists you will. You will have a superior car for the same money with a…

Leather is sticky, cloth is itchy. I prefer the sticky, myself.

Because Cops, like most human beings, are stupid dicks sometimes.

Only 1.5 psi off. Should have used a digital herp derp

And if it’s an article about a Chevy crashing, you can rest assured the same dickhead will promptly post something about a BMW.

Yeah... See that whole part about the predator convincing her to get naked on a webcam... has jack shit nothing to do with somebody getting their feelings hurt over a joke about their nationality/religion/sexual orientation.

Just unaware that Jalopnik is in bubble that still finds offensive humor funny, because we’re not giant babies and we can actually laugh at ourselves and shit on eachother without making a 5 minute youtube video holding up index cards with sentences about how we get bullied and nobody loves us, so we’re committing…

Depends where. Here in LA, I stick out more in my redneck-mobile of a mud covered 96 Montero than I would in a red Ferrari. I’m surrounded by Pruises and Benzes and the way people look at me is hilarious. I roll the windows down, blast my Led Zeppelin, and have the time of my life. Haven’t touched the BMW in a week.

Justin is a Gawker writer that got assigned to Jalopnik from what I understand.

“To get us started, let’s say I came in my old Beetle, and want to make it sound more exotic.”

Okay, fine. I can’t argue with the bangle butt.

Yeah, I just like making fun of them. I have plenty of friends who are into that kind of music. My sister’s boyfriend actually manages the “Black Veil Brides” and we make so much fun of them for the insufferable douche nozzles that they are.