Twas 4/20, my senior year in high school. I’d just moved back to LA and didn’t have many friends, but met a couple dudes in class that I thought were pretty cool (ended up being best friends with each other, and had no idea they were both friends with me) and made plans to drive down to China Town to buy a bong for…

Under appreciated comment gold.

Or like Bugs Bunny fucked an Alfa concept

“This isn’t CHARLIE VILLANUEVA MURDERSLAYS RUSSELL WESTBROOK or anything, but he gets in a couple of nice jabs.”

He’s a temp. He’s been a temp for at least 10 years. That’s probably why they won’t make him a full time employee with benefits.

Ya turrible knuckahead

DAMN IT. I JUST bought a Mitsubishi three days ago.

My mail man has a Swazi tattooed on his hand, and he’s well aware that I’m Jewish and still very nice to me. It was probably a prison tat as well.

I always though the Autostraad D90 was a Subaru Legacy GT up front and an E63 in the back

The 4x4 action in that game is awesome too. You can spend hours playing it, even after you finish the story (which is short, so enjoy it). And there’s an F1 car!

Not many trees or rocks in the Santa Monica mountains to produce such obstacles. These are mountains that run along the coast, atop a vast desert, so most of the trees are down in the canyons near the streams.

I don’t think I can even handle this going forward.

LOL post this to Lanesplitter. 2 wheels, right?

Matthew Doude is an excellent name for a guy in college.

I bring home 3 right now, and I live in one of the nicest parts of LA and drive a BMW. You people are God awful with money.

How the fuck can you struggle with $6,000 a month? Rent here is $2,000 a month if you want to live really nice. Your car should be $400-500 a month, even if you want a certified BMW or Benz. That’s $2,500 a month on car and rent, leaving you with $3,500 a month for taxes and all other expenses.

I live in Los Angeles making 40 grand a year and I’m more than comfortable....

...is that an XTS hearse?

The cop’s train of thought is: ‘might as well endanger this asshole myself, rather than let him continue endangering everyone else’.

I actually did it that way with my miata because I was doing it alone and didn’t have a tube long enough to reach from the engine bay.