do Fuck Todd next

As part of his making amends, Elizabeth Warren should get to kick him in the balls

But has Elon announced his cure yet?

THIS LAYOUT IS CRAP.

Speaking as a Black person, skin folk ain’t kinfolk. Every Uncle Tom and Aunt Jemima who support the white supremacist in office will have their day. Until then, keep your eyes on the prize and vote 45 out of office in November, no matter what.

Elizabeth Warren: ((Mentions Bernie’s name))

Steve Wilhite, inventor of GIF, says soft-g, it’s how it originally was pronounced, and the losers who insist on hard-g are just johnny-come-latelys to the interwebs.

I gotta go with Sweet Baby Ray’s. I’m partial to the Hickory & Brown Sugar version myself, but other flavors are pretty good too. Great for chicken, burgers, ribs, brisket, baked potatoes with bacon & cheese, even meatloaf if you make it right. Most grocery stores I’ve been to out west carry it, but if you can’t find…

I gotta go with Sweet Baby Ray’s. I’m partial to the Hickory & Brown Sugar version myself, but other flavors are…

If Warren does nothing else but destroy Bloomberg's candidacy, she will have performed a great service to the country. 

Mourn for the sad billionaires. Now, when they get their own raise from 12.25/hr to billionaire, they’ll be forced to pay taxes???? It’s unreal how many full grown Kansans I know who legit worry that we’re picking on hard-earned wealth these ppl earned. Bitch, nobody ever earned a billion dollars!

Y’all...

So Fat-ass Trump was angry and stressed, yet had no heart attack or stroke even though a man of his weight and age (and well, he has a heart disease) should have stroked out then and there.

Oh I can indeed get onboard the ‘asshole mayors destroy each other and Liz takes all their voters’ train. Toot toot!

I’ll bet there are 10x more, and better, Michael Bloomberg stories. 

Eh, Highlander stole the best possible theme song for an adaptation.

I don’t see myself needing an extra footlong or wanting to use an app to order from them. Half of the point of Subway is that you can see the sandwich made in front of you so you can make sure nobody puts any goddamn mayo on it and that there aren’t just 2 slivers of onion on the whole thing.

... and who ever, ever eats a pint of ice cream across 8 separate snacks? Just tell me it’s 1400 calories. I’m still gonna eat it in one sitting while sitting in my bed, watching Jerry Maguire alone on Valentine’s Day, but now I know I didn’t forget to carry the 6.

I wish to simultaneously applaud the prosecutorial team that resigned in protest, and to grieve the environment making that kind of principled stand necessary.

God I loathe Trump and his fucking feckless asshole bretheren. They are utter shitbags of the highest order and so fucking corrupt, I literally wish for a day to wake up and not see them in anything other than a past tense.

Hey, let’s save some of that extreme caustic hatred around for Do-JackASS AG Barr. That fucking troglodyte troll has nothing but contempt for justice.  We need DoJ whistleblowers because you know what they do in public is only a quarter as bad as what’s happening behind closed doors.