Coconut is the *worst* nut. 

Peanut butter is another flavor too strong to go in anything.

“Cats” is not genre. I’m not sure exactly what it is, but it isn’t genre.

Do you like ketchup on your burger? Then it belongs on your burger.

You respect that she is a racist? Wow... ok.

Thanks for making it clear to us you are a racist hate monger.

Can we nominate the next recipient? Well I’m going to anyway, Wilbur Ross for his wonderfully sensitive remarks about seeing the cornonavirus in China as an opportunity. Yep, he’s a CUNT for sure.

Well, she earned that award, that’s for sure. Rarely have I seen a bigger CUNT.

We should all follow the Chief Justice’s lead and refuse to acknowledge Rand Paul exists

Ragman was seriously underused. Did they not want to pay for the CGI? Easily the most interesting “recruit”.

Shocked to discover Ringling College is an arts and design college, and not a clown college as I assumed from the headline. Also, FU John Kelly.

Now You See Me 2 should have fucking been called And Now You Don't, and it makes me irrationally angry that it wasn't.

Who’s this directed at?

MCU Nextwave?

“Unlike previous transitions, we will not be able to assume good faith cooperation on the part of the outgoing administration,” Warren wrote.”

Forgive the lack of quality in the articulation of the wording, but I’m just glad to have io9 still around in/for 2020!

I think its finally come far enough from the controversy you can say “ya, Ghostbusters: ATC was a disappointment but the people who actively cheered for it to fail are still dicks”. As both those things are true. 

These are all some good picks, I like it. Honestly, there is so much I am excited for its too much to list. However, the PS5 is a big one it’ll be my first launch day console purchase (well Amazon anyways), the Disney Plus MCU series, Ghosts of Tsushima, Amazon’s Wheel of Time (cautiously optimistic), the Olympic…

I stalled out on Penny Dreadful’s season two premiere, but I’m basically a sucker for any story set in 30's-50's Los Angeles. 

“Breaking: Trump lied a lot in his speech about Iran! [AP]”