“Why don’t the Australians just rake the forest/bush?” and other supremely unhelpful comments I’ve heard from the government while California was burning down and displacing people I know.

Damn you, now I want pigs in a blanket.

Pretty sure the poor guy who empties the piles of Mickey D wrappers out of the Lincoln Bedroom’s john would look hot to her at this point. I’d tell her to buy herself a Hitachi Magic Wand but she doesn’t deserve one.

This is sorely needed proof that there are still good things in this world, and that one man can still make a difference. Thank you for another year of being the greatest. <3

I’ve never had chicken and waffles, and to be honest, that combination just doesn’t appeal to me for whatever reason.  I like both, just not together.

Organic, gluten-free, non-GMO etc. White Privilege foods. 

How much do you want to bet that the Pouter-in-Chief will refuse to do a State of the Union in protest against big meanie pants Nancy Pelosi and congressional democrats?

Richard Nixon was a bastard, but he was also a smart guy. He understood that by resigning before congress would impeach him, he could set himself up for a pardon (which is exactly how events transpired).

I really wish we had impeached Bush and locked up Dick Cheney forever.

This open mic night is so bad. Just impeach this motherfucker already.

Maxine’s statement is the perfect rebuttal to the Republican talking point that “some of the Democrats started talking impeachment the day Trump was elected!”
Well, duh. When a habitual grifter and criminal who either personally or his businesses have been found guilty of fraud and other crimes numerous times is…

The only time this is a problem with me is with Starbucks. I refuse to use their nomenclature for cup sizes. Admittedly a strange stance given that I do regularly order from them, but one has to draw the line somewhere. 

Like I’ve said before I work in the public sector, who’ve been cut to shit and facing endless pressures... and I don’t know a single person who was happily voting Labour. Why?

What I kept saying would happen both on here and in person for nearly five years, Corbyn was a fucking disaster waiting to happen. For that I got called a “class-traitor” and told to “fuck off and join the LDs”.

Thank you for putting Doom Patrol on this list. There’s been at least a few comic book shows in recent years that went the route of deconstructing the genre, namely The Umbrella Academy, The Boys, and Happy. Doom Patrol was the one where I felt for the characters the most. I don’t think there were any characters that…

Arrowverse is full of powerful blue gods #PraiseBeebo !!

Guess we know who watches The Watchmen.

OK, Bloomber.

The barista should have been put on paid administrative leave pending an investigation.

He didn’t try to do anything. He gave up every fight before they started. He didn’t close Gitmo,or end either war. He made a deal with big drug companies to keep prices high. He greatly increased surveillance of private citizens. He started the detention camps for immigrants and family separation. His healthcare plan…

Obama isn’t and never has been a liberal. He is a moderate Republican as his  Presidency shows.