Yea! Barf Bag is back!

Hey, John Doe was great, you take that back!

John Doe was brilliant. I still miss it.

That show was awesome!

It would be funny if beebo shows up in the crisis storyline and saves one universe.

Praise be to Beebo, god of war.

So, Kingdom Come Batman confirmed, right?

Disco Janet. That is all.

NEVER TRUMPERS!

Don’t forget enslaving the Greeks in the early 20th century. They are swell. 

I have zero sympathy for a Cowboys fan on Thanksgiving or any other day.

You can blame Turkey for a lot things, like the Armenian Genocide and the attempted Kurdish Genocide.

HIS NAME IS LUCKY THE PIZZA DOG, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

“Kate, Clint, and a good boy”

No, that’s just what happens when a studio audience is present and funny things are said/done in front of them.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

She’s going to need to speak to all the managers

Every time a billionaire complains, I make another contribution to Warren’s campaign. Seeing them cry makes my poor, shriveled heart happier than anything ❤

(Hitches up pants.)

Counterpoint: America is the worst.