My favorite part of the episode was the shout-out to Deadspin during the intro.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller

I know this comment isn’t related to any of the headlines in the post but I am truly sad that Deadspin is over. 

So Deadspin’s fucked thanks to Jimmy’s inability to run a successful business. Deadspin has now had all its comments turned off and several staffers have very publicly quit after the firing yesterday.

The revolution will be twitterized.

Here’s all the shit we really couldn’t cover today:

I’ve had 3 dogs in my life and each one of them could tell if someone was a dangerous, f--ed up piece of poo. They would put themselves between me and this person, growl low and make themselves look really menacing. There isn’t a dog that I know that wouldn’t take a piece out of this orange menace. 

you can wear these but your mom’s going to make you wear a coat over them.

I mean, she’s not wrong. Plus, calling for Hillary to enter the race (presumably to split the vote and further diminish the Dem’s chances) really doesn’t help her in the “I’m not a Russian asset” department.

The Trump administration 24/7 (- Trump, himself):

So I was wrong, Extinction Rebellion has managed to do the impossible and unite all parts of UK society despite our current times. The left, the right, the unions, media personalities, the young, the old, the rich, the poor, all races, all genders, all united with a common belief.

“Now we have to pray for his health—because this was a very serious meltdown.”

America was founded on LIBERTY & INDEPENDENCE – not government coercion, domination & control.

I know a lot of people like him (my mother included), but man am I gonna feel a bone-liquifying sense of relief/joy when Mayor Pete finally leaves the race. 

“And why would you even want a pizza that big,”

Ronan Farrow has position, power, money, fame, and resources... and he still BARELY got the news of a verifiable monster out to the public.  It’s chilling to consider how many Weinsteins are out there who are not being chased by a journalist in a position to catch them.

You can’t be serious.

Only 2 tweets? Someone took the speed away from trump

I imagine anyone who has different levels of comfort besides ”not” in shooting a person is some sort of psychopath

Natalie Morales as Green Fury (from Powerless)