Gratuitous? Au contraire! Without that shower scene (and with it being Tawny Kitaen in particular) the whole movie falls apart instead of being a masterpiece. Yes, I said masterpiece.  Teenage me from 33 years ago would have words with you, Cheryl Eddy. Words! You kids and your readily available porn at the click of a…

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

He’s saying people should get credit for the work they do. Maybe chill on the manufactured outrage there, buddy.

Obligatory:

Lucky guy too, she is not only gorgeous and sexy, she seems really cool and smart. 

I have mixed feelings about it, and just remakes in general. BUT OH MAN, WHAT A GOOD DOGGO!!!

When they turn on him it will happen in the blink of an eye. Then they’ll all act like they were against Trump from the beginning.

im still expecting him to get re elected

Bill Maher has always been a contrarian of the highest order. Someone who wants the supposed moral high ground of “liberalism” while denouncing liberals as morons.

Alexander Hamilton is the wrong founder to ask. There were a lot of people of the era who feared exactly what is happening — Hamilton wasn’t one of them. That dude’s image has been burnished beyond recognition by the musical. He was as staunch a believer in the possibility of a future American tyrant as anyone of his…

Barry Goldwater

Fine. He’s out. Leon Czolgosz is in. 

1. John Wilkes Booth

George Carlin. Three times, because the realization Donald Trump is president would kill him again the first two.

Yeah, when I make home fries, it’s usually as an eggy breakfast accompaniment and it’s composed of leftover baby potatoes from the previous night’s dinner.

I wish Sisko would give Trump a good cross just like he gave Q. I’d watch the video on loop every night until I fell asleep.

I’ll just leave this here:

I can’t wait to hear all the usual suspects on the “Christian” right to object to feeding the hungry, housing the homeless, showing mercy to the criminal, and aiding the widowed and the orphaned. I’m sure the U.S. being a “Christian country” will continue to just mean being anti-abortion (something the Bible never…

Dead_Elvis, Inc. drops the mic!