It’s weird how electing a clown means you get a circus.

Can you imagine Trump enduring 10 seconds of this criticism and hostility - or anything less than fawning praise really?

But they only cast Terry Chen because John Wayne is just too damn dead. (Quite possibly because of playing Genghis Khan, actually...)

I always figure Vandal Savage is lying about claims like that. Luthor put him down pretty hard in Secret Six or something telling him “you’ve been around for 50,000 years and you almost ruled the world?”

The Crisis crossover is scheduled to be three episodes on December 8, 9, and 10 (Supergirl, Batwoman, and Flash, respectively) and then two episodes on January 14 (Arrow and Legends, back to back).

And how did Kim Jong-Jimmy-John’s earn this adulation from Cheeto Ceauşescu? I give you this :

“Porto reekins are illegal immigants and should go back to their shit-hole countries. MAGA.”

Futurists have been saying that technological advancements will render human labor unnecessary since the spinning jenny was the latest and greatest. The capitalist class will always find a way to keep us exchanging labor for scraps. 

I'm fairly certain that nuking hurricanes results in sharknadoes. 

Finally, an expert opinion I can trust.

I was thinking about how Marvel Studios could get another headlining superheroine by genderswapping Moon Knight. The equally Jewish & ex-military Batwoman is evidence that it could work. Then I realized a commando with dissociative identities sounds like Iron Fist’s Dragon Hugger’s Mary Walker.I’m still waiting on…

YYYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!! OMG. I hate you Disney God damn it, bringing me right back in like a bad ex boyfriend. Please cover the Law and Disorder run for She-Hulk.

And let me add, I hate when people say don’t speak ill of the dead. If someone was a piece of shit their whole life, then you are allowed to say it when they are dead too. 

He was a horrible man and I’m glad he’s dead. 

This is some simple and genius at the same time.  I want to curl up in a corner and cry because I never thought of it on my own.

She’s the most qualified candidate we’ve had, and she’d rock the shit out of being president. She does her homework.

Idgaf at this point. I wanna vote for Hillary again. None of this makes sense again and I’m still all in with that bitch. 

First step: stab him in the forearm with a fork.

“...it’s a price to pay for being hospitable.”