Cathy is baptist garbage and they donated 2 million of the profits they made from the store to anti gay groups through the Winshape foundation.

Warren has pulled ahead in national polls now, sweeping past Bernie Sanders. She is now in second. Go Liz Go!

I do not see the episode of Warehouse 13 where everyone is awesome and evil on this list. :-P

John Oliver (and writing staff) is a damn treasure. Even when we rarely disagree on issues, he still makes me laugh and see his/their point without enraging or belittling me. I wish his show was daily or at least longer in it's current format.

Trump isn’t glistening. He is moist.

I actually prefer making this kind of thing sans microwave but you people are still luddites and we can't be friends. 

“...Styrofoam-packed dollar noodles...”

I promise I’m not jel.

As someone who sometimes will just cut a few thick slices of cheese off a block of cheddar and just dips those slices in mayo

Ah fuck off.

Please stay away from all dogs and other animals.  

Fake News has contributed greatly to the anger and rage that has built up over many years.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

I’m sorry, did we not learn from the Trump fiasco? Remember all the free coverage media gave the kooky, fringe candidate? Remember how pundits loooooved to have Trump on as a guest for the fun of the outrageous sound bites he was sure to spout? Remember how it was fine because NO ONE took his candidacy seriously and…

It’s fine if you want to be friends with this lady and listen to all her woo woo ramblings over a cup of tea, but if you are supporting her as a candidate you can fuck right off. 

Hey, remember when we all said the same thing about Velveeta Hitler?

Say what you will about our military, but it’s at least an undisputed winner.

Call me crazy, but when your father has done something completely indefensible like, say, I dunno, calling black people monkeys, maybe the best plan would be to just shut the fuck up?

Sanders shot back: “It’s not a business!”