I could engulf a plate of this or two.  

I feel your casual dismissal of the complaints of the time traveling gentleman are ill considered.  His view of diabetes-bites are on point after all.

Sing ‘Daisy’ for me Twitter.

People are always mispronouncing “Mayonnaise” - the correct pronunciation is “Fatty-puss”.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drivethru.

You keep spelling PBR wrong.

Confused - you state the wake up wrap comes with american cheese; but then you mention the melted cheddar.  A substitution?  

Milkshake duck lives.

Croissants are just to messy for a good breakfast sandwich; a nice toasted english muffin is the perfect base for the egg/meat/cheese combo.

Ah poor Mr. Ye.  If only he had done his due diligence he would never have done business with Ms. Owens.  Surly someone would have told him that she ain’t nothing but a gold digger.  

Dead Heat is an underrated masterpiece.

That explains why one of the OG series; “The Last Herald-Mage” by Lackey isn’t here then.  Got it.

Mystery Arkham inmate?  Magpie please!  Need more first timers to the big screen from the deep, dark history.

When you can?  Never.  Top 3 uses for mayo?  1) trash 2) rat poison 3) assisted suicide.

As the kidz say in their meme thingies:  “What in the hell is that thing even?”

Corn.  That’s all.

Waaaaay back in the 70's my pop’s favorite kitchen do-hickey was his ‘egg-poacher’.  Just a 3 quart pan with an insert that held 6 cups for an egg each.  you boiled the water in the pot and basically steam cooked the eggs in a few minutes.  

What’s the big deal you say?  Well, to put it in terms you might understand better; think of The Brady Bunch.  Now picture Papa Mike Brady deciding to get naked and sweaty with Cindy and knock her up; twice.

Cauliflower pizza is gross (Same for cauliflower pasta); substituting cauliflower for wheat just seems to create a flavor void that sucks any flavor out of anything you put on the result.

Sneakers is the best of the lot by far; at true classic in every sense.