I seldom get fries anymore; and you can keep most of the ‘cheese in name only’ that is normally used; but you can have my onion-bits; pickles; and ketsup over my cold and dead heart.

Damn, now I have to schedule a Brave and the Bold rewatch.  Good thing it’s a holiday weekend.  Now; where is it streaming?........

Mashed potatoes and corn belong together anyway.  Always mix them; no matter how ‘classy’ the eatery.

Waaaaaaaaay back in the 70's when I was washing dishes in High School you got just about anything you wanted from the low end of the menu.  No specials; no fancy entrees.  This was a local ‘pub’ type non-chain eatery.

Vas is dis ‘hot dog water’ of which you speak?  Has not the marvelous invention known as the microwave reached your backwater country yet?  Why dirty a pot to drain flavor from your tube-meat?

Makes perfect sense to keep a spare as everyone is always borrowing hers.

best take:

Just wondering; did anyone report the seven daggers of Megiddo missing this week?

Ok, pitching an idea for a 5 minute short where Brie and Natalie destroy Galactus and The Beyonder while Milana Vayntrub sits on the side and offers advice.

The DNC sucks so much they need to be fired in mass and replaced with a smartphone.

I’ll take a gross.  Do you overnight?

ta heck with the gravy; where’s the corn?!?  Would go well with the mac’n chicken.

Getting large overtones of “But will no one think of the poor overseer’s!” circa 1865.

So, police work does not involve enforcing the law; but breaking it?  Yeah, no problems to be seen here.  Move along.

And, what, 3 or 4 more World Wars?  No thanks.

“...defend our values.”  Not scary echos of colonialism at all.

At my place, I’d hang back and chuckle evilly; hoping he was willing to play Russian Roulette with the antique leftovers in my fridge.

So, basically it’s a case of “Asshole’s gonna asshole.”?

Just how drunk did you guys get this weekend?  Just asking.  No reason, really.

Bone?  Nope.  a) don’t swing that way (not that there’s anything wrong with that...) b) I’m FUGGLY; and c) pretty sure it’s incest and yes, there is something wrong with that (looking at you Heinlein!).