Mara Lago II for when Greenland is a tropical paradise.

Signed.  Any strokes that may be triggered can only be counted as bonus points.

The ultimate sign of snowflake level white privilege is taking any insult and comparing it to being called “the n-word!!!”.  “He said my mother was ugly; that’s RACIST!!!”.

Console gamers; always a decade or so behind the times.  We old fart PC gamers have been playing modded versions of our favorite CRPG’s that take the ‘hard’ our for years and years.  My favorite is Wizardry 8 (1999-2000) with mods to give new equipment and abilities that make the PC’s OP as all hell.

We need to get Tarantino to make the Faux news version.  I would watch the hell out of that one.

...sodium - 44%.  Ok, in the immortal words of A.R.D. “Evermind.”

Only one question; (yes, I could look it up, so what?) What is the USDA % on sodium in these?  300%?  (anything less and I’m buying a few.)

What slows service at fast food places most often is self-centered, oblivious morons who are more than willing to tie up a window/register/employee for as long as possible to ask stupid questions they could find out for themselves by hanging back and reading the damn menu.  Asking the poor kid working the register to…

Now I have to go back and watch that Borne movie again because I don’t remember that incident; and I should; obviously.  Damn.

Mayo is hideous.  Now take the same cheese and dip it in cheap; store-brand yellow mustard; and you’ve got a treat.

Question, not comment.  Being one of the olds I remember the o.g. meatless burger was mushroom based; was it not?  I don’t seem to see it getting any mention in these articles; so I’m curious.

Competition.  What’s needed is some good old fashioned trust-busting to re-establish competition.  Get rid of all exclusive rights to provide service and open the market up.

Going to have to give it to Kate; even though she picked the gawd-awful red vines. (just as bad as Twizzlers; no difference in the badness.)

In my (NorthEast) neighborhood they are the only place open from 10pm to 1am 7 days a week.

is water wet?

So....Sorry your kid died in a shooting that could easily have been prevented, but here’s some paperwork to file with the insurance company that sold the psychopath the gun policy; who have no intention of paying you anything.

Never has the phrase “I just threw up a little in my mouth” been said by so many for such good reason.

It’s fairly obvious; though I can’t understand why; that McCain left Graham’s soul to Trump in his will.

Ah, sometimes; well, sometimes living in the boonies sucks. There is one Blaze pizza in my state. It’s inside a furniture store. For most of the others it’s something similar. In my area there are 3 McD’s; one KFC; one 5 guys; 1 BK; 2 (used to be 5) Subway; 1 Domino’s and that’s about it for chains. ‘Exotic’ still…

Old, old family favorite: Shrimp dip.